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CrowdStrike, Cloudflare, and AWS Through a Technical Astrology Lens

CrowdStrike, Cloudflare, and AWS Through a Technical Astrology Lens

In this post event charts are interpreted as technical charts, diagrams showing how complex digital systems fail. The twelve houses are read as layers of modern infrastructure: Capacity, routing, background jobs, distributed clusters, and more.

This post was generated from a conversation with Chatgpt and is meant to serve as a starting point for interpreting technical charts. As more charts are added to the analysis pool, future blog post will reflect any changes.

This guide includes:

  • Technical meanings for all 12 houses
  • Three case studies:
    • CrowdStrike outage (2024)
    • Cloudflare bot-management outage (2025)
    • AWS outage (2025)
  • A comparison of shared signatures across all three charts

Technical House Meanings

1st House — Interface & Symptoms
What users see: entry points, login screens, visible errors, front-end “health.”

2nd House — Capacity, Limits, Resources
Storage, memory, file sizes, throughput limits, CPU [computer processing unit] quotas, thresholds.

3rd House — Communication Layer
APIs [application program interface], internal protocols, message passing, config propagation, cron scripts.

4th House — Foundational Architecture
Kernels, hypervisors, proxies, root assumptions the system is built on.

5th House — Generated Output
Logs, machine-learning scores, analytics, derived data products.

6th House — Maintenance & Background Jobs
Scheduled tasks, monitoring systems, health checks, update scripts.

7th House — External Actors & Threat Models
Attackers, outside users, third-party APIs application, competitor traffic.

8th House — Hidden Dependencies & Cascades
Clusters, replication, deep technical debt, “invisible” shared systems.

9th House — Global Scale & Governance
Regions, CDNs [content delivery network], permission models, policy, worldwide distribution.

10th House — Public Impact & Reputation
SLA [service level agreement] layer, public visibility, status pages, major operational impact.

11th House — Distributed Systems & Meshes
Microservices, container fleets, coordinated networked systems.

12th House — Hidden Bugs & Unknown Faults
Dormant defects, silent corruption, misdiagnosis, confusing symptoms.


CrowdStrike Outage (19 July 2024)

Aquarius rising; a network-scale, infrastructure-wide event.

  • 2nd house emphasis (Pisces): resource assumptions. Routine update uses capacity in an unexpected way.
  • 4th house (Aries with Chiron): a wound to the foundational layer — a kernel-level crash.
  • 6th house Cancer cluster: a routine update meant to “protect” the fleet becomes the source of failure.
  • 11th house Capricorn: large, centrally managed distributed fleet all receiving the same flawed update.

Technical Summary:
A routine update (6th) pushed to a massive managed fleet (11th) destabilizes the core OS [OSI – open systems interconnection] layer (4th) after violating hidden capacity or safety assumptions (2nd).


Cloudflare Bot-Management Outage (18 November 2025)

  • 1st & 7th houses: Symptoms mimic an attack, causing early misdiagnosis.
  • 2nd house cluster: A feature file exceeds a hard coded limit (capacity breach → system panic).
  • 3rd & 6th houses: A query and recurring job generate the broken file every five minutes.
  • 8th house Uranus: Hidden dependency breaks when schema permissions expose extra metadata.
  • 11th house impact: A distributed global fleet receives the flawed file simultaneously.
  • 12th house pattern: Good/bad file alternation creates diagnostic confusion.

Technical Summary:
A recurring job (6th) produces a config file from a shared cluster (8th). A permissions change doubles its size (2nd), exceeding a fixed feature limit and crashing the proxy across the distributed network (11th). Alternating good/bad configs cause confusion and resemble an attack (7th/12th).


AWS Outage (20 October 2025)

  • Leo rising: central provider in the spotlight; platform-level failure.
  • 2nd house Virgo: over-constrained resource logic; finely tuned limits.
  • 3rd & 9th houses: routing, cross-region communication, policy layers.
  • 4th house Scorpio: highly complex internal control plane or identity layer.
  • 6th house Capricorn: rigid, structured maintenance or control-plane job misfires.
  • 11th house Gemini/Taurus MC: wide network of customers impacted through shared backbone.

Technical Summary:
A highly structured control-plane process (6th) tied to complex internal architecture (4th) creates a resource or routing disruption (2nd/3rd), which spreads across the global cloud infrastructure (9th/11th).


Outage Patterns Across All Three Charts

1. The 2nd House Is Always Involved

Every outage begins when a resource limit, capacity threshold, or fixed boundary is crossed:

  • CrowdStrike: Unsafe OS-level assumptions
  • Cloudflare: Feature count limit exceeded
  • AWS: Fine-grained capacity logic fails under load

2. The 6th House (Routine Jobs) Causes Non-Routine Disasters

  • Endpoint update propagation (CrowdStrike)
  • Recurring config-file generation job (Cloudflare)
  • Control-plane or maintenance workflow (AWS)

3. 4th + 11th = Foundational Layer Meets Distributed Fleet

These outages combine a fragile base layer (4th) with a globally coordinated distributed system (11th). Once the foundation fails, the entire network feels it.

4. 8th & 12th Houses: Hidden Problems & Misdiagnosis

  • Hidden schema behavior (Cloudflare)
  • Deep OS-level interaction (CrowdStrike)
  • Complex internal control logic (AWS)

These houses represent the parts of the system no one sees clearly until after the outage.


Conclusion

When interpreted as technical diagrams, event charts reveal where in the digital stack the fault originates:

  • CrowdStrike: kernel-level update pushed to a massive fleet
  • Cloudflare: configuration file exceeding a fixed feature limit
  • AWS: internal control-plane or capacity logic misfire

The main houses active in all three cases are the 2nd, 4th, 6th, and 11th — a classic signature of modern outages:

“A small change in a routine process destabilizes the foundation of a highly distributed system, crossing an unseen limit and causing a cascading failure.”

This framework can be applied to future outages to identify which layer of the system — capacity, maintenance, architecture, or distribution — is most likely involved.

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